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Orchestral Dogg

by Problem Dogg

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ALRIIIIGHT WHO HERE LOVES MACARONI GRILL!!? BAR AND GRILL. PUTTIN TOMATO SOUP ALL oVER THE GRILL AND BURNIN IT AND DIPPIN YOUR GRILL'D CHEESE IN IT AND THEN LEAVIN IT AND BURNIN IT TOO. THAT SHIT SOUNDS FUN. IM JACKIN OFF ON THE GRILL AND MY CUMS ALL BURNT. I LOVE THIS SHIT, I LIVE FOR THIS. YALL EVER BAKED YOUR CUM. TODAY I DIDNT PUT ON DEODORANT, I JUST OH SHIT IM SUPPOSED TO BE WRITIN AN ABOUT THIS ALBUM THING

Hi, I'm Guy Fieri. Weeks ago (August 28th, 2013 to be exact), the Problem Dogg Orchestra accompanied Denton's Most Obnoxious Band (as voted by bitter Bruce Hall Dorm Dwellers) Bukkake Moms for a show at the Macaroni Island House Venue, or as I call it, Macaroni Grill. The results are bittersweet (!). The recording, taken from an iPhone 5 that was placed in a closet during the show, is less than desirable to these picky ears! Speaking of picky ears, I'm gonna grill some corn(!!) while I review the rest of the album. So as with the earlier released Problem Dogg album, "Bitch Dogg - The Problem Of Tooths" this is a Problem Dogg album that is made up mostly of songs from another band. *sigh* Amateur at best in my opinion. Now I'm gonna season this corn with some cayenne, some lime and a teeeensy bit (don't let anyone see!) of animal piss. Any animal will do, it simply doesn't matter. If you think you're animal enough, it will Probably work. Now speaking of things that probably work, this album...... is not that. It's a shambling mess! I don't even like Bukkake Moms now that I've heard them, so I'm not sure why I was picked to review this album! Sex is a Joke? This band is a joke, let me tell you. Now, why Problem Dogg, geniuses of our time, chose such an amateur band to play with, I'm not sure. There are many things I'm not sure of but one thing I am sure of is that this whole album is just a waste of time. MMMMMM alright the corn's ready, let's try a taste!

mmmm.... hm. Hmmmm, ya know it's a pretty disappointing corn, dogg.

credits

released October 22, 2013

Austin - guitar
Beth - drums, vocals
Kenny - bass, guitar
Neil - guitar
Reece - guitar, vocals, clarinet
Rick - guitar, bass
Rob - bass

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Problem Dogg Denton, Texas

This Dog Doesnt MEss aroun,d
We're a simple Indie Rock band from the DFW metroplex just playin our hearts out and spreadin the Dogg word. We love Seryn

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